Joyce Meyer (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
THIS COMIC STRIP EXISTS AND I WILL NEVER LET IT BE WASHED AWAY FROM MEMORY
YOU WILL TAKE THIS STRIP AND THESE FICTIONAL HAPPENINGS FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
LOOK AT CUTE GIRLFRIEND COMFORT GIRLFRIEND CUZ MAN SHE WANTED TO BE IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH WENT AND DEVELOPED SOLO INTEREST/RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE ELSE
THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE I WANT IT TATTOOED IN MY VEINS
"Makeup should enhance your natural beauty, not obscure it. Use subtle highlights to accent the ravenous hunger in your eyes and bring out the extraordinary size of your submandibular venom glands."
"Your daily positive affirmation: today I am thankful for being alive and blessed with rows upon rows of teeth that shear right through muscle and bone."
"Conceal your dark circles. Conceal your bright chevrons and your dusky stripes. The humans must not suspect what you are."
"New research shows that ideal femininity encompasses a lamia’s beauty, a cyclops’ strength, a hydra’s deadliness, a Fury’s heartlessness, a harpy’s swiftness, and a sphinx’s love of feasting on less intelligent creatures. Be a chimera that cannot be contained!"
"Aim to be described as "inexplicably eerie," "unsettlingly off," and "I’m not sure what she looks like, I could never keep my eyes on her face long enough to see."
If you are not aware of the “Beauty by H.P. Lovecraft” Facebook page, you are missing the time of your life.
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Allas. Some of the highlights of texting Val in the past couple months
Val is one of the best friends someone could ask for
I made myself laugh reading some of these again! :P
Aw Emmy I’m so grateful I have you <3 I’m glad I can amuse you & bring you happiness~