Hey it's Val. 18 year old girl with extremely poofy hair. Blogging helps me know more about me, but I'd also love to know about you, so feel free to leave me a message in my ask if you'd like ^_^

T'will be a random assortment of things, so have a cup of tea, and sink into my wonderland


Kill the idea that naivety is an unforgivable flaw but cynicism is just wisdom, murder it, chop it up and serve it for dinner, I don’t care, just end this bullshit idea that it’s better to hate than to love and better to rot in miserable bitter resignation than to hope for the best.

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Okay, I need: 

  • People to not comment on my size
  • Friends when going clothes shopping for support (preferably ones who wont say ‘Eat a cheeseburger and maybe then it’ll fit’)
  • Some healthy recipes with a bunch of fruits & veggies & herbs & spices
  • Some UNhealthy as fuck recipes so cuz ya gotta treat yo self and share with others! So we’re all in this together and fatty doesnt spell out doom
  • Some light exercise
  • Take up more hobbies. Practice them outside the house as much as possible





a little comic dedicated to a friend

I needed this really bad. thank you.

tysm whoever reblogged this

This honestly made my day so much better. Thank you.

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What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

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I don’t know ?


I don’t know ?


*tips muppet* m’namana

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what if marcy floats away sometimes when she goes to sleep(the movie was booooooooring bonnibelle)


what if marcy floats away sometimes when she goes to sleep
(the movie was booooooooring bonnibelle)

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Tags  #aww what a cute idea  #bubbline  

(Source: sugarbone)

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Tags  #i love hard femme  #and woo no cissexism to be seen  
*dog has a sneezing fit*
Mom: Val! Did you leave the cocaine out where Lila could get at it again?
Me: ...yes